I’m going to plan out another challenge (like the 24 hours without complaining) and I have a feeling I’m going to go a while without internet.

Not yet. But soon.

I literally just got back home and I’m already back in bed.

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free breakfast.

how about we don’t go home. i don’t want to go home.

wookiewuv:

ॐ

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toxicwaltz:

I would like to make the sexual with you please.

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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my brother and his boyfriend are being cute this needs to stop

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

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